Freeones toilet paper?
Gift ideas for the Freeones shop..
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Freeones ultra strong wanking-tissues... they cum in a box.
Freeones See-through Flasher Mac.. no need to expose your tiddler to the cold weather.
Freeones remote control Helicockter :http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/
(Off-road vagina, still in development)
Freeones Tit-Massager (looks remarkably a lot like my good self)
Freeones See-through Flasher Mac.. no need to expose your tiddler to the cold weather.
Freeones remote control Helicockter :http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/
(Off-road vagina, still in development)
Freeones Tit-Massager (looks remarkably a lot like my good self)
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
- Personalized, autographed photos of an OCSM of your choice
- FreeOnes boxers
- FreeOnes pillow case
- FreeOnes "beer cozy"
- FreeOnes pajama pants
- FreeOnes CD/DVD case (like this)
- A bag of AFA's pubic hair
I also have another idea that needs some "explaining", I guess. You know how at baseball stadiums or football fields, people can buy bricks on the outside of the stadium and put their name on it? I think it would be cool if FreeOnes made a "FreeOnes Wall Of Fame", where people could use their FO's points to buy a "spot" on the wall. That way, they could forever be a part of FreeOne's history.
FYI - I should probably mention that the "Wall Of Fame" could just be a webpage. I'm not expecting construction of a big ass brick wall somewhere. Although...
What if I told you that she's touched my penis? Would you uh...would you bid on that? :snickers:
- FreeOnes boxers
- FreeOnes pillow case
- FreeOnes "beer cozy"
- FreeOnes pajama pants
- FreeOnes CD/DVD case (like this)
- A bag of AFA's pubic hair
I also have another idea that needs some "explaining", I guess. You know how at baseball stadiums or football fields, people can buy bricks on the outside of the stadium and put their name on it? I think it would be cool if FreeOnes made a "FreeOnes Wall Of Fame", where people could use their FO's points to buy a "spot" on the wall. That way, they could forever be a part of FreeOne's history.
FYI - I should probably mention that the "Wall Of Fame" could just be a webpage. I'm not expecting construction of a big ass brick wall somewhere. Although...
^ That gives me an idea. What about occasionally holding auctions? Imagine all we could bid on! I'd pay highly for a FreeOnes t-shirt autographed by Carmella Bing (Actually, I'd pay highly for anything she's touched).
What if I told you that she's touched my penis? Would you uh...would you bid on that? :snickers:
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Depends on if the rest of you comes with it. :thumbsup:
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Well, let's see...
My penis is like 1 3/4" long and weighs about .46 LBS...the rest of me is 5' 8" and about 210 LBS. If you uh, if you really want "the rest", you uh...you're not making a smart purchase.
bigbadbrody
Banned
getting free stuff is not good enough that you have to ask freeones for things they dont have
shame on you all.............
shame on you all.............
If you get a million points, you get to spend a whole day with your favorite porn star/model, especially on work days.
Where did that come from? Is that on this site somewhere?
i like that idea.
Spending a day with them while they are filming a movie.
lol there should be a freeones oscars award ceremony. Every winner gets sent a freeones oscar haha.
bigbadbrody
Banned
i wonder who created that, because it seems pretty old
Yea. wtf is that from? I am not on there?
The FO zippo lighter and boxers sounds nice.
