MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

…finding these elusive porn chicks and or their web sites!!

I know they’re out there—and don’t try to tell me that they’re not!
And I’ll find them, I tell you, and you can’t stop me! (Oooh, I shoudn’t have said that, should I? :o ) Nevertheless, no you won’t! No! Not never!

I’ve searched, and searched, and searched, and I’ve searched, anywhere, and everywhere (now, don't get the idea that I search just anywhere), but I haven’t found a single, solitary trace of any of these chicks or their various web sites!
Please, please, please (I'm begging you, yes I am) and spare a few moments of your time, and see if you can find links to any of these elusive (and very, very real pornstresses. Please, this member needs help!!!


Amelia Eartight
Flexi Belle
Chrissy Fit
Louise Morales
Katlynn D’Act
Sushi Holeshebang
Epicurious Yellow
Pamela Canals
Chase Manhater
Pipi Longsnapper
Althea Marbles
Amnadazan Beltran
Washoe Zieizvatyouget
Ivy Leeks
Alexis Allareas
Effie LaBulon DeVeedi
Next Door Fullfrontalnuditti
Danielle Dirigibles


:angels: :angels:
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Emma Evilyesiam
Buck-naked Mistress Abbey
Anita Schotts
Capistrano Swallows
Kirsten Attheseams
Brandee Burnsthebedsheets
Kat Scan
Pollypetalous Portholes
Tamara Nevercumz
“Sappho” Flo Orkneys
Dixie Drano
Re-cycle Sluts from Hell (Environmentally conscious, Satanic bikerbabes)
Lauras Sample
Allia Nineteenancounting
Awindow Sarah (or “Kim,” or “Summer,” etc., etc., etc.)
Heidi Hindenburgs
Missy Megadepth
Courtney Cautiontape
Amethyst Ann Proudovit
Ex-Mother-in-law / Ex-Daughter-in-law Catfight
Makita Link-Enstead
Donita Doctormotorcity

Ayako Longenov


You can’t fool me; I know they’re out there! (Ooops!)










Justa Counter


(new to me... oh...)

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

Damn! :eek: I Googled a handful of them and I got nuttin'! If the almighty Google can't find them....*sighs* Best of luck my friend!

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

Missy Megadepth?

come on. these pornstars are fake.

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

"Donita Doctormotorcity" ?



Surely some mistake.....

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

Hey, where is Mia Manhole?

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

drdeath67 said:

Hey, where is Mia Manhole?

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Good golly, how could I ever forget her!

Thanks for the reminder, fellow physician DrDeath.

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om3ga said:

"Donita Doctormotorcity" ?



Surely some mistake.....

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You may be confused. But don't call me "Shirley."

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

quite a list there

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DrMotorcity said:

You may be confused. But don't call me "Shirley."

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lol...still a classic:bowdown:

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tunsty said:

...still a classic

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More interminally elusive and hard to find babes! I know they're out there!



Natalie Undressed
Big Mama Hornyton
Carson O’Ginns
Lucinda Caboose
Csectionbaby
Allysin Braces and boots
Little Oral OPEC
Donita Kure aka Anita Finalsolution
Sharon Content
Ursula Underplugged
Trailer Trisha
Rayne O’Terror
Avenging Granny
D.P. Hutton
Amtrack Station Alicia
Latte DeCaffeinated

Karen Kane







...and these great, yet equally hard-to-find sites! I know they're out there, too!



Twisted Trimesters (late-term chains-and-leather contortionist pregos doing the bondage thing as can well be expected (and are expecting as well))

Panhandle Poonies (site featuring pics and videos of haggard, sex-deprived Steinbeck-esque, yet seemingly affordable women offering themselves throughout the nether regions of Oklahoma, Texas and occasionally Florida)

Not so Tubular Belles (Valley girls, two decades later, and showing every year, month, week, day, hour, minute, and second of it)

Clearasil Cuties (barely legal teens specializing in, um... facial ejaculations)

Powerglide Pretties (all tranny site, rated “FMX” )

Guns and Estrogens (sharp, shooting, and sharp-shooting chicks who get turned on by the feel of blue steel and are guaranteed to make your day as they pull the trigger. Subtitle as seen on the banner: Charlton Heston literally doesn’t know what he’s missing! )

Bad Attitudes on the G-String (Blaxploitation bombers who take on members of the nation’s top-rated chamber orchestras)

Gash Ramblers (plain-looking, yet accommodating models who endlessly battle hostile advances from those lusting for their charms, the latest of them, made by a well-known German corporation)

Gnus at Eleven! (ditzy blonde television news anchor bimbos from ratings-starved, local network affiliates from all around the country, who graphically display without shame their rampantly nescient intellect, among them, their painfully tedious re-interpretation of the venerable maxim “the knob only goes up to ten…”)

Double Entendres of Fun (terrifyingly obese women who smother their sex partners into submission with mountains of flesh and old jokes while wearing Groucho make-up and glasses)

Prints of Whales (oceanarium floozies offering photo galleries of themselves in action as they tirelessly quest for that special someone truly mammal enough to satisfy their needs)

The Wives of O.J (FCC-approved, non-secular, incurably monogamous, and decidedly hetero-orientated Southern chicks who make beautiful music with every eardrum-splitting scream and writhing moan in the key of vitamin-C. Tag line: A hot, restless, and sweaty-palmed night without the Wivesof O.J. is like a day without chicken feet!)




Where are they(?!)

​

Don't forget, THIS MEMBER NEEDS HELP!!!




I know they're out there!

and...

You can't stop me!!!​

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

Your'e NUCKING FUTS!

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!)

While I can't say I've heard of more than a handful of these, I can give you some information on Amazing Granny. She has left the porn industry in disgust (ala Chrissy Moran). She was tired of being objectified and "pigeon holed". She wanted to land some barely legal roles but was told she was too old! Still standing though, is her Intercontinental blow job record, in which she sucked off men for 4 hours straight before appearing to be finished. Instead she just stopped long enough to take out her teeth and went for another 8 hours. It's this type of pluck and moxie that no doubt endears her to you and others. She can now be seen only at "Geriatric Foxes" in Kissimmee, Florida.

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senob44 said:

While I can't say I've heard of more than a handful of these, I can give you some information on Amazing Granny. She has left the porn industry in disgust (ala Chrissy Moran). She was tired of being objectified and "pigeon holed". She wanted to land some barely legal roles but was told she was too old! Still standing though, is her Intercontinental blow job record, in which she sucked off men for 4 hours straight before appearing to be finished. Instead she just stopped long enough to take out her teeth and went for another 8 hours. It's this type of pluck and moxie that no doubt endears her to you and others. She can now be seen only at "Geriatric Foxes" in Kissimmee, Florida.

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Please allow for me to interject this correction, senob44. The model of whom I have listed is Avenging Granny. It is my understanding that as of 9-31-2006 she was still active in the industry, despite her rather annoying predisposition to prattle about in between the obligatory moans and screams while performing in front of the camera, and reportedly, as of late, she has been rumored to be romantically involved with Roger Daltry.

"Barely Legal," yes. By my calculations her very first Social Security should have arrived on the first of this month.

Hopefully, this will dispel any Granny confusion.

Sincerely,

DrMotorcity

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Doc, you shirley do need help. Is there a shrink in the house? LMAO

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DrMotorcity said:

More interminally elusive and hard to find babes!

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Cassiopeia Anne AnnDee (schizophrenic one-time syndicated radio talk-show personality)

Busty Burka

Rachel Azis

Lita Begonias B. Begonias

NYPD Bleu (purportedly a close relative of the legendary Bunny, shamelessly seeking to cash in off of the much respected family name)

Winona Onlyoneowner (new MILF on the scene who’s finally had it with her old man’s drinking and gambling woes, and looking to strike out on her own)

L.A. Lawdy

Sharon Content

Rocky Mountain’s A-way (amazingly accurate long-range squirter who attributes her tactical advantage to the thinner air of a higher elevation. Reported to have had a try-out as a place kicker for the Lions, and maybe a general manager as well)

Humbuckingham Nix (so called “distortionist” who declares uncontested Marshall law over her adult-contemporary sexual conquests)

Alana Alacarte (madam renown for disdain of the package-deal, vaunting instead a pay-as-you-go plan to suit any need or budget)

Budapest Destiny (Euro-babe with a lot of history)

Bea Gorrah

Letha Injection

Dasha Bicarbonate

Hanoi Hilton (benign, warmer, and fuzzier of the twin heirs of the famed hostelry magnate)

Martina Thiokel (perennial trade-show hanger-on featuring a pair of outrageously extravagant, expensive, and explosive solid rocket boosters)

Nextel Cup Nikki (teaser giving chase and little else)

(Ex-) Ona Valdez (since re-named … gained notoriety for her environmentally disasterous fluid-exuding orgasms )

Ali Internal Revenue (One-time champion loan-sharking matron/ call girl notorious for “floating a loan like a butterfly at a rate of interest that stung like a bee” in order for one to receive her services)

Yorba Linda

MILF Explorer

MILF Suburban 4X4

MILF H3

MILF Saturn V

Rachel Against the Machine (mechanized female masturbation techniques)

Pauncho Villa (Unscrupulous alterations-general contractor known as The South-of-the-border’s version of Ron Jeremy, who seduces unsuspecting housewives under the premise of filming a documentary in their residence of the home improvements underway to be shown later on an erzats syndicated series on public broadcasting)

The Mall Tease, Falconia (wanton, ne’er-do-well suburban brat/ food court fixture who makes unsubstantiated claims that she even takes it in the wireless provider’s kiosk)

The Amazing Unconditional Slurp-Renderer (highly-regimented butch-type who oppresses those she conquerers in to dropping their arms, dropping their drawers, and denying them their right to drop anything on her)

Nerds Nancy (finding that the out-patient clinic is no longer for her anymore, the computer store/ printer ink supply house now becomes her territory, where she seduces and then devours horned-rimed glasses and pocket-protector wearing savants)

Bathtub Gianna (intoxicating olive-skinned babe who lives to violate all takers with her rendition of the Volstead Act)

Tara, Torrie, and Al Watters (open-marriage threesome seeking sexual debauchery within twelve miles from the shoreline)

My Favorite Martinique

Daisy Cutter (nee Palm)


And these great sites!!!

Big Boobs Bloopers (anthology series featuring embarassing outtakes from the porn set, never before commercially available)

Granny’s Got Rid of Boobs! (60-plussers who bring home myopic, and noticeably brain-cell attenuated barroom fixtures under the pretense of serving them a homecooked meal, who delights in seeing them flee in horror when she exposes herself while making relentless demands of long-term and commitment-heavy mandates as a conditon for before partaking of consensual sexual intercourse with them)

Baffin Bay Bukakke

20-20 Virgins (adherents to the old maxim, “better late than never,” these barely legal drinking aged babes willfully shed themselves of their chastity with the guiding assistance of fortified wine)

Nuns Negotiable (Gothic-looking “devotees” seeking fund-raising alternatives to the traditional paper drives, bake sales, and used clothing bazaars)

Rub My Bouillebase

8th Street Vaginas (Not to be confused with the popular roots-rockers known for their impromtu performances along the NYC subway system)

Seminal Seminoles

Marishe-male cherries (fence-hoping debutants with Shirley Temple locks and Temple of Doom looks)

Bengazi Bros. (featuring border-crossing cross-dressers)

C-Section 8 (enterprising long-time welfare recipients who prudently sense drastic changes being made in social services by the forthcoming Administration)

Morphed and Mindy (progenitor of the concept “Earth girls are easy,” who takes on a notional, photo-shopped extra-testicled extra-terestial)

Old Ram Parts We Watch (barely-legal candy-striper babes, who, while biding their time until the appointment to flight training at a prominent military accademy, volunteer their “services” at retirement home for aged, infirm, endocronologically challenged ex-porn studs)

Guantanemo Babe Watch Big-boobed, water-boarding and Ronald Reagan-masked babes spilling the beans, the Bil-Jac, and much, much, much more on bearded "entertainees" of the orange jumpsuit-wearing crowd)

You can't stop me!!!​

America knows that I know they're out there!!!

Don't see anything clever, funny, or 'insane.'

Just some idiot trying to get attention and failing pretty bad at doing it in any sort of original way.

Kosiguru said:

Don't see anything clever, funny, or 'insane.'

Just some idiot trying to get attention and failing pretty bad at doing it in any sort of original way.

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Hey, I didn't think he cared!

Must be a die-hard Republican with all those "red" stones to his credit!





Some helpful links would have been nice on his way out...

you forgot anita bunghole shirley lol

This place is getting crazier by the minute...

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Wait....there's more!!!


Those PM's questioning my mental stability and character, as well as grooming habits, that have
flooded my "IN-BOX" in recent months are all as wrong and as full of holes as a Mayan colander!!
:hammer:

And I am right!! There is more!!!

:eek:


Located some more elusive babes and sites!!


Asia Minorkey Sporting a pair of augmented seconds and flaunting her flatted third, there's no getting over her Urals when this seductress woos her audience into submission with elegiacal precision like nobody's isthmus

Nextel Kihn estranged sibling of the more well-known Greg

The Savings of Pvt. Parts While on leave, uber-frugal enlisted man demonstrates his shrewd, financial acumen by confining his quest for gratification to the type of women, who, out of "aesthetic" necessity, pay him for sexual favors.

Cuddly Sark Warbly-voiced temptress best known for her devotion to a wardrobe that once fit her in the late 70s and for the insufferable duet with Tom Petty

Windy Wallupers Lusty and gusty danger-zone cleveage from Chicago

Monacle Lisa men have named her, who, as cited by her opthamologist in a recognized monthly journal catering to his particular aspect of the medical profession, doesn't look half bad.

Friendly Foyer Eschewing the formalities of the bedroom, hot babes doing the vestibule they can

Ruble Tuesday It's all about the Vladimirs for this stripper babe with no change for that dollar

Can't Miss Marples BBW self-proclaimed "target-girl;" AKA: "The Refrigerator"

Regan O'nomix A true head turner from a Red State

Butty Belle Second-generation performer finding back-door success while working the hot-corner

Farcial Facials Following an extended engagement on Capitol Hill, it's about Musical Cummedy right down Broadway in the City that never sleeps

Coma Casey somnolently wanton she-devil divin' f-bombstress

Two Cloes{ers} for Comfort Package deal homonymo-nympho propositionists working the CFNM-play usually after the set-up man has harmlessly dispatched the opposition in the eighth inning

Navajo Co-ed Talkers Forsaking the tradition painstakingly devolpted by their forebearers to maintain solvency by skimming the proceeds from the bingo parlor, video camera-wielding Native Americans roam the campuses of academia in an old Mazda SUV in search of new talent.

William Peter Bladder Regarded as being the urolagnial equivalent of Peter North / Matt Ramsey




The truth shall not be denied!

...It's not over.... and I'll be back....