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Queen of Mars...

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It's the alien/martian cleopatra queen thingy

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Guys animals dont have human dicks 

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facts

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This isn’t the location of Castro’s nukes! 

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mommy, why does his pp look like this?

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Dont ask your mom or she will know that you look at
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What the fuck, this is why God left us

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He has never been here in the first place

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you ruined the joke man...

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Weird how ducks have that type of dicks I clicked this because the dick looked hella off.

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Believe it or not, ducks have barbed dicks in order to scrape off sperm from other ducks that mated with the female duck.

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Scraping other males cum out of a vagina is a pretty common evolutionary tacic, actually. Why do you think there is a wide ridge on the tip of a human dick, huh?
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Actually that's cats who have the barbs. Female ducks also have corkscrew like vaginas, which is why male ducks have corkscrew penises

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Wow. That sounds painful for the female no? 

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Incredibly,

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Xue Hua Piao Piao Bie Feng Xiao Xiao

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Takes off glasses, puts them back on

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It would seem Duck didn't dodge this.

Welp that was idiotic,off to hang myself WATCH AND LEAR-

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The heavy Is dead...

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So you felt obligated to correct the Anon's grammar below? 

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It seems the Duck didn't dodge this. 

Welp that was idiotic, off to hang myself WATCH AND LEAR-

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It's funnier when you understand the reference.

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FUCK YOU

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Fucking arby's curly fry looking dick

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Arby's rotato looking dick

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Nice PP

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Thanks dude

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No

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First (probly)

 

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