I liked it very much. Took me maybe 15 minutes to get all endings.
Both stories are nice, but overall I liked the time traveler part much more. Maybe you can build on both ideas and make two individual longer stories with twists and turns?
I took off half a star due to missing artwork, even one single image for each story would've been better. The music was on point (and clearly reminiscent of your goat-cult-game).
This is such a good game, I laughed at the Flargle part. 5 stars for you!
The time and effort for all those out comes to be so funny and enjoyable ( I unlocked all the medals :P )
How dare you commit suicide without my permission?!
10/10 will look at AI with contempt again.
[9.5/10]
Real funny, nice stories (I laughed at the AI part when I said "I love you"), The sounds but you should make pictures of the characters like a simple drawing and stuff.
By the way why is the medals have numbers instead of pictures? Just asking.
I can't draw, so I made them numbers. If I were to ever make a downloadable text adventure, I would pay someone to draw profiles, backgrounds and achievements.